January 16, 2024
I’ve never given much thought to the idea of reincarnation. That is, until the last two weeks. There’s a fella at the gym who is making me consider the possibility. He does a set of leg curls…stands up, shakes his body, and is immediately transformed into a combination of a dancing Michael Jackson and martial […]
January 6, 2024
The other night we had a very nice dinner at a nearby Italian restaurant. The next day, whilst driving to play (teaching tennis has never been work) I saw a magpie feasting on an unfortunate squirrel. The sight made me feel very lucky for surely this very young cowboy could have just as easily been […]
October 21, 2023
A very young cowboy was trying to fool trout on Thursday when a once in a fishing lifetime experience occurred. Glancing downstream, there appeared to be a large Sunkist orange feverishly trying to swim towards me. The thing was twenty yards away and was surely scaring the living daylights out of every trout in the […]
May 30, 2023
On a walk yesterday evening with Lola and Eileen (dogs), Sally and I saw the most ginormous mobile home parked in a nearby driveway. We saw the owner and asked how much room was inside. A delightful lady, she said the unit sleeps four comfortably…with plenty of room for their two pet buffaloes.
January 1, 2023
The Randy Ross Tennis Center held a holiday tennis mixer last Wednesday evening. Players were encouraged to wear their favorite seasonal sweater. Crystal, Ginger, and Marla were resplendent in sweaters that we’ll certainly see soon at The Australian Open in Melbourne. Nice going, Rock Stars!
September 15, 2022
Humor seems to be in short supply these days. How welcome it was today to learn that a bus load of illegal immigrants was dropped off in front of Kamala Harris’ home. This follows her absurd claim in an interview this weekend that the border is secure. Can you say Malarkey? Equally hilarious is the […]
August 25, 2022
Eileen…please know that when the time is right, you can begin learning The Hucklebuck. Just scroll and click on arrow.
February 8, 2022
Jordan Spieth has been playing some outstanding golf over the last fifteen months and finished second in a tournament at famed Pebble Beach this weekend. Here’s hoping those who make the rules for golf will add this one after Jordan’s precarious situation on number 8. ’The player is allowed to take a two club length relief […]
February 4, 2022
If you need some hearty laughter, just search online for…. The Oldest Farmer in the country visits Johnny Carson and The Tonight Show. Mr. Heaton steals the show.
February 4, 2022
For the longest time, I did not believe that old wives tale that dogs possess an uncanny awareness of their master’s driving abilities. Now, I’m convinced.
December 16, 2021
Not everyone has a soft place in their heart for the jolly fella who wriggles his way down chimney chutes and devours cookies and milk.
November 28, 2021
I was in the middle of a tennis lesson with 7 year old Oliver. He was hitting some beautiful two handed backhands and displayed some nice touch on his forehand volley. We stopped to pick up balls and I made an error in judgment. I asked Oliver how old he thought I was. He thought […]
October 11, 2021
A good friend was asked why he sold his golf clubs after playing for fifty years. ‘That’s easy…I decided I’d rather die of natural causes.’
October 8, 2020
I know, this photo seems innocuous enough so what’s the big deal? Well…there is a story that happened Wednesday that will clear things up. The location is a car wash in Highlands Ranch on South Colorado Blvd.. You might miss the sign but it reads ‘Protected by cameras’. A very young cowboy stopped there to […]
May 2, 2020
This Coronavirus has caused people to settle for a lot of TV viewing they may not have previously considered. Like…on ESPN right now is The Jumping Frog Jubilee. Rumor has it the contest has been held for ninety seven years. Some of the veteran jockeys are adults who have competed for over fifty years. In […]
December 9, 2019
A story is told of a man who visited the dentist after a long absence from having dental work. At one point, he asked the dentist about the value of flossing. ’How many of my teeth should I be flossing?’ The dentist replied…’only the ones you’d like to keep.’
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