September 3, 2017
Colorado Rockies manager Bud Black is trying to soften the blow while informing catcher Jonathan Lucroy that he won’t be catching today. Hmmm…Lucroy thinks to himself…’it’s going to be 96 degrees and sunny today and with uniform and chest protector on that’ll make it about 104′ behind the plate. I’m good with this Buddy.’
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September 3, 2017
‘Buffy…you should know from the start that you have no chance in this staring contest. My records show that I am 78-0 so you might try Frisbee instead!’
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August 27, 2017
‘My day was just one of those days you’d like to forget…until Ginger helped me like only she can.’
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August 26, 2017
My wife will be attending a monumental high school reunion in three weeks. I must admit to being a bit anxious. This is a picture of her at her tenth reunion. It’s reported that she over imbibed and was seen leaving at 2:00 a.m. with the accordion player. When I questioned her later, she said […]
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August 23, 2017
Uh…Let me think about this. I’m going to stay with my Sleep Number bed in the comfort of my own home thank you.
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August 23, 2017
The family that works out together…stays together.
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August 1, 2017
‘You’d be wise not to mess with me, Sparky. I’ll give you two seconds to get out my face or this will get very ugly!’
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August 1, 2017
We arrived in Steamboat Springs yesterday. The maintenance worker told us to be on the lookout for bears. He wasn’t kidding.
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August 1, 2017
The revolving door at The White House has everyone wondering ‘what’s going on?’
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July 29, 2017
Any discussion of our narcissistic tweeter in chief joining the real statesmen on Mt. Rushmore can be silenced immediately. Their reaction to the thought says it all.
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July 24, 2017
You meet some real characters on the river. Most bring their own lunches while a few look at you as a hearty meal.
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July 21, 2017
The Animal Channel appeals to a wide audience that views each episode as ‘must watch’ TV.
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July 18, 2017
Another tough day on the river at Deckers. At least it’s comforting to know that not everyone got skunked.
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July 1, 2017
When you have a great head of hair, you flaunt it. As you age, those days can quickly fade from view and a good collection of hats is needed.
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June 30, 2017
My wife thinks it’s preposterous that bears have rhythm and can dance. She knows that I’m lacking in those areas since 8th. grade dancing lessons were fruitless.
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June 30, 2017
Even the animal world wonders about the judgment of our tweeter-in-chief.
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June 20, 2017
‘No, no, no, silly…the coach said to keep your eye on the ball.’
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June 20, 2017
Does anyone have the number to Animal Social Services?
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June 20, 2017
The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry is one of the best in baseball and starts very early.
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June 18, 2017
Given that nearly everyone loves cupcakes, there should be no problem when a kid REALLY savors them.
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