November 6, 2017
You know that The Denver Broncos are reeling when fans across the front range no longer need Ambien on Sunday afternoons.
October 28, 2017
A very young cowboy picked up a new book at the library yesterday. It’s entitled Trout Tips…edited by Kirk Deeter. There are 250 ideas on how to become a better angler. One tip seemed odd when I first read it. The thought is to carry a whistle with you while fishing. The more I considered […]
October 28, 2017
It was very clear to Hollis’ mom that she was in a terrible mood. When they got home, she told the youngster that she didn’t know what the problem was but the nine year old could either ‘go to timeout in her room, or just be a couch potato.’ This comment prompted her seven year […]
October 21, 2017
Chester doesn’t like cats or birthday pictures where he’s forced to wear a silly hat. No one would ever describe him as jovial. As you can tell, he’s a very serious fellow.
October 10, 2017
My wife is so glad that she attended her high school reunion recently in Dayton, Ohio. Oh sure, it would have been better if the all star baseball player Mike Schmidt would have been there…but that’s ok. At least Sally got to see how some of her classmates had aged. Lenny hasn’t aged that drastically […]
September 28, 2017
A fella wrote to an advice columnist this week to lament his difficulty in navigating the current dating scene. He opened his query with the statement…’I am REALLY attractive.’ Stop the presses…say ‘uh oh’ and let me know if you have Dr. Phil’s phone number on speed dial. One would think the guy is ‘dating […]
September 27, 2017
USA Today is reporting that there are 3 streets in the Denver metro area where motorists are not being impeded by road construction crews. The article goes on to state 2 of the state’s largest contractors have now joined the country’s 50 wealthiest people list. Oy Vey!!
September 20, 2017
Another summer has slipped into the shadows…given way to 8:09 school busses, Friday night football and high anticipation for Halloween. As swimming pools are covered for the next nine months, kids find creative ways to enjoy the outdoors. What’s more fun than playing in a pile of autumn leaves?
September 18, 2017
A very young man calculated that he’d purchased 97 putters after contracting a case of the yips. Eventually, the missed three footers became like having a root canal so he opted out of the ‘game’ and took up square dancing and bridge.
September 16, 2017
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod […]
September 13, 2017
‘Not again, mom. Can’t you come up with something different? Carrots and applesauce are really getting old, you know.’
September 10, 2017
Some people believe that the Macarena began in Spain but those in the know swear that it started in Yellowstone National Park with bears trying to coax food from park visitors.
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