Too funny

June 18, 2017

Ok…you’d like to start the week laughing out loud. Well, here ya go…just google Cockatoo Loves Elvis.

Degree of difficulty

June 14, 2017

So…you think your day is off to a rocky start. Maybe it’s not as bad as you think.

C’mon mom, really?

June 14, 2017

‘I kind of like the outfit but what’s up with having me sit in this silly bowl?’

Perfect start

June 13, 2017

The Colorado Rockies took a chance in signing Greg Holland as their closer this season. He was coming off of Tommy John surgery and results are always in question. Well…the gamble paid off as Holland is now 24 – O in saves and all of Colorado is celebrating.

New policy

June 4, 2017

After months of meetings and a narrow vote of 5-4, the management team of Yellowstone National Park has approved bus stops for bears. Drivers will be protected by a heavy duty metal cage and will also carry tazers.

Orange Theory (sort of)

June 2, 2017

‘That’s right friends…only eight more jumping jacks and we’re done till Monday’s class’!

Unwritten rules

May 30, 2017

Most trout fishermen and women know a few time tested truths about their favorite pastime. One is that when an 18″ or larger rainbow decides to go on a run, you gotta just hold on and hope for the best.

No worries

May 29, 2017

Even though there are bears near the river in eleven mile canyon, I’ve found them to be extremely friendly up to a certain age. Especially if you toss a rainbow trout their way every now and then.

Buster

May 28, 2017

‘You said milk, orange juice, and bread…ten minutes max. It’s been nearly 25 minutes and you gotta know this will not be tolerated!’

No way

May 28, 2017

‘I get it…you forgot the kennel and want me to be safe on the ten hour trip to Kansas City. This is not going to fly. You’ll be getting a call from Canine Social Services before we get to Limon!’

Let it go, Ralph

May 28, 2017

After seeing this picture, a very young cowboy has added New Zealand to the bucket list. I’m finally over the embarrassing incident that occurred when my wife returned from that magical land with a group of travel agents. While waiting at the baggage claim, she introduced me to a new friend. The fact that I […]

Persecution complex

May 24, 2017

‘Isn’t it about time he leaves the tweeting to us experts?’

Fishing follies

May 18, 2017

There are no guarantees in fishing. Sometimes it seems that trout have a PhD. in angler evasion tactics. You can fish for four hours and try every fly in the box and not trick those devious rainbows. Then…all of a sudden, the line goes tight and the battle is on. When it turns out to […]

Foolish Fella

May 18, 2017

As the news out of Washington gets more bizarre each day, it’s become difficult for the average citizen to get any publicity at all. A fella in Florida finally got fed up with the situation and decided to shift the focus from the Russian investigation. What did he do? Well…this extremely creative and dumb guy […]

Best friends

May 18, 2017

A true friend accepts your faults and failures…and even the silly hats that prove you might have a future as a comedian.

Together

May 15, 2017

A hug a day keeps the blues away. Photo by Dave Irey

Stranded

May 12, 2017

‘This is a fine mess you have gotten us into!’

Whoa!

May 3, 2017

‘Ok mom. I will go along with you just this one time. Please don’t get it in your head that I’m this plaything who you can dress up in these silly outfits to amuse your Facebook friends.’

Discretion

May 3, 2017

Weight loss experts encourage people to move away from the table before getting full. I guess this only applies to humans as Chester could care less.

Kiss sandwich

May 2, 2017

‘I get it. You love me. Can we now move on to just giving high fives?’