The club where I work out is embarking on a new program that may cause millennials to cancel their membership.
Beginning Monday, July 22nd., they’re starting ‘device free Mondays’ in the hope that if folks start the week working out minus their cell phones, that it could carry over into the rest of the week and save millions of brain cells per member.
The club has made it clear that it’s obvious this could be difficult and members could abandon the club.
So…they will be offering pacifiers to those who just can’t be without their electronic umbilical cord for sixty minutes.
As a backup, management will issue cuddly stuffed animals should the pacifier not work.
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