As the news out of Washington gets more bizarre each day, it’s become difficult for the average citizen to get any publicity at all.
A fella in Florida finally got fed up with the situation and decided to shift the focus from the Russian investigation. What did he do?
Well…this extremely creative and dumb guy had a few beers and then decided that planting a kiss on a rattlesnake would be newsworthy.
The story was printed in papers nationwide and his wife is saving copies so he can read them when the anesthesia wears off.
Being bitten on the tongue by an enraged rattler can land you in the critical care unit in a hurry.
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