A rather spry 92 year old man goes in for his annual physical. All of his tests come back with quite normal results. The doctor says, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? … Are you at peace with God?” George replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have pretty poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to get to the bathroom, poof ! … the light goes right on … and when I’m done, poof ! … the light goes off.” … “Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says. However, a little later in the day, the doctor decides to call George’s wife … “Ethel,” he says, “George is doing fine … but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God … tell me, is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof ! , the light goes off ? ”
“Oh sweet Jesus” exclaims Ethel. “He’s peein’ in the refrigerator again!” …
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