‘He’s the nicest man ever, kids. You will love him and in just three weeks he’s going to surprise you with the neatest toys.’ ‘Listen mom…his face is as hairy as a dog and, if you want to know the truth, he scares the daylights out of us. Can we go home now? Maybe he can just hand you the toys now because there’s no way he’s going to be shimmying down our fireplace…not a chance!’
What You’re Saying