‘You think I don’t understand English…but you’re mistaken. I heard you talking about sushi and a movie and know your plans don’t include me.
Fine!
I’ll just sit here bored out of my mind for four hours while you two paint the town. Don’t think for a minute that the customary doggie treat is gonna cut it.
This is abandonment and you will pay for it.
Why…who knows, maybe I’ll just leave a little surprise for you on the rug in your bathroom.
Have fun…you traitors!”
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