Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
Anonymous
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
I don’t participate in any sport where there are ambulances waiting at the bottom of the hill.
Erma Bombeck
There are really only three things you need to learn in skiing: how to put on skis, how to slide down a hill, and how to walk along a hospital corridor.
Lord Mancroft
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