The temperature was well into the nineties today so my bride and I delayed our walk for 7:30 p.m.
A not so young man grabbed a fleece thinking it would be a comfortable choice.
Midway in our walk, I was sweating uncomfortably and asked Sally if it might be ok to complete the walk with no fleece…au natural if you like.
She hesitated and it was easy to tell she was not enthralled with the idea.
‘You don’t want to have the neighbors see your man bod do you?’
‘May I remind you that I go to the gym five days a week and have gotten pretty ripped since starting in November? I’ll agree that it was not a pretty sight the few years before that.’
No hesitation this time…”You’re right dear, she said, it was pretty bad.’
‘Thanks, honey.’
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