No ‘Hon’ for me

By Mike Hall, October 31, 2023

This morning I was in the checkout line at Kings Soopers.

The checker was a very personable woman and evidence of that was when she called the three people ahead of me ‘Hon’ on multiple occasions.

Now, I’m not much of a ‘Hon’ guy so, when it was my turn, I leaned towards her while presenting my KS card and said…’would you be so kind to call me Cowboy instead of ‘Hon’?

’That will be $65.02, Cowboy unless you need bags…you didn’t leave ‘em in your saddlebags did ya’?