This morning at 6:45 a.m., the two Alaskan malamutes that live a lob wedge from my back window sprang into action once more. They began their nearly daily howling contest.
Most assuredly, anyone within two hundred yards was awakened to this canine symphony. Sometimes it’s 4:00 a.m…..or midnight……or 5:30 a.m. depending on their mood.
Since leaving messages on their master’s voicemail doesn’t work, my wife and her very young husband devised a creative solution to this decade long disturbance.
I have purchased a very nice ‘FOR SALE’ sign that will be placed in their front yard just after midnight tonight. Now surely it’s a bit far fetched to think this will work, but here’s hoping that about forty new neighbor wannabes come a calling on Sunday.
I mean, c’mon, after ten years don’t ya think a bit of ingenuity is in order?
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