Silly

August 22, 2016

Jack Linkletter used to say that kids say the funniest things. Well, they also take the silliest pictures.

ET

August 15, 2016

‘Ok…if I hear you talking about your fascination with that ET character again, I’m out of here. Do you really need to dress me up like this each day?’

Urgency

August 14, 2016

This weekend at our tennis center, a first-ever Mongolian tournament is being contested with players coming in from various states and Canada. I noticed there was quite a number of interested family members and fans arriving to watch the competition. A very young tennis pro was getting ready to leave for the day when a […]

Oops!

August 6, 2016

It was a mistake and it won’t happen again. How was this very young cowboy to know that Linde wanted that last bratwurst?

Creativity

July 30, 2016

There are many ways to beat the heat when the temperatures remain in the mid 90’s for weeks on end.

Who knew?

July 12, 2016

Who could ever foresee that our dog sitting adventure would expand into caring for all sorts of furry critters?

Island tennis

July 10, 2016

When you play tennis in Turks & Caicos, the hotel does not provide ball kids but the ball iguanas are actually very good. Players are wise to wash their hands frequently during matches.

Wowser

July 1, 2016

The pin on the fourth hole was placed….as usual, in a nearly impossible location. A very young golfer named Sally didn’t seem to mind. Her four hybrid sent the Srixon to the green where she was left with a tricky sidehill eighteen footer. The youngster calmly stroked the putt perfectly for a birdie. On the […]

The Whippersnapper

June 27, 2016

She was a youngster around five or six. Freckles, blonde hair and sneakers… The girl seemed innocent enough with no hint of malice or disrespect. Some friends have mentioned that she said it in fun and that I shouldn’t have panicked or come undone. But I ask you…..how do you manage a smile When she […]

So there

May 25, 2016

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would […]

No way

May 21, 2016

Nice try , mom….you must acknowledge now that my hair is too fine for a Mohawk.

Help needed

May 8, 2016

A very young cowboy receives about one call a day like this and you have to smile. At 11:30 Thursday, the phone rings. ‘Tennis Center, this is Mike….can I help you’? A three second pause. ‘Yes, can I speak to Mr. Center please?’

Really?

April 29, 2016

I swear that this is the exact look I get from my wife when reporting lost car keys four days in a row. Thankfully, she doesn’t call me a yellow rumped warbler. Photo by Dave Irey

Lexie

March 26, 2016

Sally has been married for 35 years…..a mother for 28…….and a nurse for 15. Yesterday, the very young patient asked if Nurse Sally would bring over a pain pill from the kitchen. “Sure,” she said “be there in a minute.” A few minutes later the patient asked again. “Oooops, I’ll be right there. I know […]

Focus

March 23, 2016

See, when you drive home today, you’ve got a big windshield on the front of your car. And you’ve got a little bitty rearview mirror. And the reason the windshield is so large and the rearview mirror is so small is because what’s happened in your past is not near as important as what’s in […]

Oops!

March 19, 2016

‘Uh, honey….Jimmy will have to wait till we find a gas station. I don’t care if it’s a #2, please get him in the car now!’

Presto!

March 16, 2016

A good friend just seems to read your mind at times. Before you know it, they are with you and a sour day turns sunny in the blink of an eye.

Ouch!

March 16, 2016

Clark was dressed in black like Hall of Fame golfer Gary Player. He didn’t have a pre shot routine and his grip was unique to put it mildly. The green was 115 yards ahead with a small pond in front. Clark took a mighty swing and the club failed to make contact with the ball. […]

Chester

March 8, 2016

Butterflies comes in all shapes, colors, and sizes.

Party time

March 5, 2016

Eventually the party days of the college years devolve with age and you just have to make the best of it.