Beware friends…The National Park Service has issued a warning to tourists.
Please restrain yourselves and do not kiss the toads.
It seems that these ugly critters secrete a substance that can be fatal to pets and make horny adults extremely sick.
It is rumored that Pfizer and Moderna are both nearing the release of a morning after pill that can both safeguard tourists and, at the same time, quash the sometimes overpowering libido that causes one to kiss a toad in the first place.
**. A friend has informed me that the licking of toads in the Sonora desert provides a psychedelic high.
Thanks, but no thanks.
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