Vince Wilfork is in his 13th. season in The NFL. He’s thirty-five years old and brought fear into hearts of opposing running backs for eleven seasons while playing for The New England Patriots. Tipping the scales at 325 pounds, he continues to pummel opposing linemen, quarterbacks, and fullbacks as he plays for The Houston Texans.
Last night, my wife brought a pair of new blue jeans upstairs and tossed them on the bed.
‘Will you try these on, Vince?’ she said.
Vince??
These things look as big as those covers bought to protect fancy red Porsche’s from the sun.
My wife is normally more subtle when my weight begins rising around the holidays.
‘Vince, how do they fit?’ They are on sale at Kohl’s if you want to go get a couple more pair.’
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