A sign of the times

By Mike Hall, March 20, 2020

‘Father, forgive me…my last confession was the day before The Astros cheating scandal became public.

I now confess that I was aware of their shenanigans and made over $2 million in illegal betting.

With the Coronavirus, I’m out of a job and beseech thee to forgive me and I promise to give to the poor when we rebound from this tragedy.’