Today, I was home alone.
Well, not totally.
Jasper the Labradoodle was here and it was just after noon.
I started sneezing (usually, a series of 4) and wouldn’t you know it…the sneezing reached a crescendo and the alarm on the dog’s bark collar went off.
He looked at me with a look that said…’what the hell, dude!’
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