Holy Schmole

By Mike Hall, June 25, 2023

Ten things Manager Bud Black might have thought as The Colorado Rockies were pounded 25-1 this weekend by The California Angels.

Management insisted this was the major leagues.
What’s wrong with calling an Uber and coming back tomorrow?
Friends I played with enjoyed 18 holes today and dinner with their families.
Maybe Dante Bichette, Ubaldo Jiminez, and Todd Helton could return to turn this around.
Highlands Ranch suffered through a tornado and this team is getting bombarded.
My pitching staff is so banged up that everyone in the seats beyond the outfield should bring gloves.
Do I really have to answer reporter’s questions after this slaughter?
Momma said there’d be days like this but she had no idea.
Can we call the league office and get that 10 run rule put in place…just have a fireworks plan as a second option after 5 innings?
I don’t know which is worse…broadcasting this game on tv or managing this mess.