Fabulous

By Mike Hall, November 15, 2022

Great news indeed.

We’ve just received confirmation from the folks at The Guinness World Record office that Eileen Ochitwa is now included as a record setter.

In a recently created category, she stands alone.

Fastest Dog Treat Consumer.

Ms. Eileen raced 7 yards down the hardwood hallway and devoured nine doggy treats in 3.9 seconds.

‘Astounding’ you must be saying.  Yes it was and now she’s napping contentedly with a hint of a smile.

Now I know this is not the equivalent of eating the most hot dogs in an hour but hey…let’s give the dog some much deserved credit.

I’m thinking a human racing to down nine Doritos would be lucky to break fifteen seconds.

Way to go, Eileen!