No thank you

By Mike Hall, March 6, 2017

My wife is all excited about visiting Africa. She’s heard that while there, you must visit Capetown, go on safari, and take a scenic river cruise.

I hope she can find a friend and that they will have the adventure of their lives.

I’ve thought it over and the cruise line’s offer of lunch and a life preserver falls a bit short. The fine print in their agreement stating that, ‘it’s not uncommon to encounter crocodiles on the trip but we have only lost two clients in the past six years,’ makes this young cowboy a little wary.

Their advice is well intentioned but…’should you be expelled from the raft in turbulent waters, remain calm and resist flailing your arms or crying out which tends to arouse the normally docile twenty foot crocs,’ would make anyone a bit skittish.