The cure

By Mike Hall, October 10, 2026

Ok…here ya go, the cure for what ails ya.

Step 1.  Pull the blinds

Step 2.  Take a deep inhibition loosening breath

Step 3.   Play They Call Me The Breeze by J.J. Cale

Step 4.   Allow a wry smile to form on your face

Step 5    Let the smile grow and begin dancing

Step 6    Pretend your bones are made of jello and get with it

Step 7    Play some soul filled air guitar when prompted

Now…Don’t ya feel a whole lot better?

Caution:    Resist taking it to the extreme unless you’re 19 and gifted

***        For those too skeptical or inhibited to try the cure, I recommend contacting

Dr. Cecil Fahrencroggin…a brain surgeon skilled in removing plaque

from clogged noggins.